Trey Dalton Presents

Trey has left the building…

TD — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:06:51 +0000

This party is done. You can now follow me over at:

Piggy Goes Down

TD — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 21:11:28 +0000

Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.

Photo Credit: Amy Sancetta/AP

Dropping Fantasy Rhymes

TD — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 17:56:44 +0000

And there you have it ladies and gentlemen — the whitest thing ever seen on YouTube.

Isiahlution

TD — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:04:21 +0000

How did Isiah Thomas go from this…

…to this?:

“Bitch, I don’t give a (expletive) about these white people.”

If he keeps up at his current rate, you should be able to find the Isiah hardcore hip-hop album in stores later this year.

As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror pleasure and were suddenly silenced.

TD — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 15:59:09 +0000

Question for Ms. Portman:

Bob from Toledo wants to know, what does it feel like to have countless internet geeks spanking it to your first nude scene in the first day it’s online?

Marcia + Jan = Brady Hotness

TD — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:54:12 +0000

Nothing like some 1970′s TV show girl-on-girl action to close out the week, right?:

A source tells America’s National Enquirer, “The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play.

Story comes to us from LAist, by way of Contact Music, originally from the National Enquirer, so take all of it for what it’s worth. Personally, I’m taking it all as total fact and committing it to my visual database, post-haste >> Link

For the Record, I Voted A

TD — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 15:32:28 +0000

Lay all the facts out there, and let the public now and in the future pass their own judgment, if you ask me.

Marc Ecko lets the public decide the fate of the $750,000 HR#756 off the bat of Herr Bonds >> Link

Quien Es Mas Caliente: Web 2.0 Edition

TD — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 13:50:46 +0000

Snorgtees’ Alice…

vs.

Vimeo’s Duplo

Two ladies enter, one leaves. Cast your vote in the comments.

Quien es mas caliente?

AK47 & the Jazz: Parting Ways?

TD — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 00:23:10 +0000

What do you think — do the Jazz do any of these trades for Andrei Kirilenko?

AK to Golden State, for Al Harrington and Sarunas Jasikevicius
AK to the Los Angeles Lakers, for Lamar Odom
AK and Jarron Collins to Phoenix, for Shawn Marion
AK to Sacramento, Mike Bibby and Francisco Garcia to the Los Angeles Clippers, Corey Maggette and Tim Thomas to Utah
AK and Paul Millsap to Chicago for Ben Wallace
AK and Jarron Collins to Washington for Antawn Jamison

More AK coverage over at TrueHoop >> Link

Mmmm…Foresty

TD — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 23:22:57 +0000

Earthtones + futuristic camo = hotness >> Nike Air Max Light – Forest Funk

An Ode to the Fantasy Nation

TD — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 23:08:59 +0000

Big Daddy Drew from KSK on Deadspin for his weekly Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo:

You know who cares about your fantasy team? I do. I care. I care a super whole lot! If I’m at a cocktail party, and I’ve got the choice between talking to some fucking lawyer about patent litigation and some guy talking about his fantasy team, not only am I taking the fantasy guy, I’m getting his number and arranging a mandate for the next week. Fuck that lawyer right in the pants.

I’ll talk about your fantasy team with you, because talking with you about your fantasy team means talking about players I potentially also own (“Oh, you have MJD? So do I. God, I hope he falls down a fucking gorge.”), have owned in the past (“Oh, you have Chad Johnson? I had him last year. You’ll love him!”) or hope to own in the future (“Oh, you have Joseph Addai! How you like him? I was thinking about trading for him. Let’s go somewhere private and feed each other mini-spanakopitas. Later, we can share a bubble bath and soap each other’s cocks!”).

Talking about your fantasy team means talking about fantasy football in general, which also means talking about football. And I am fucking down with talking about football. It beats talking about my kid. You really don’t give a shit about that. I’m also happy to head over to fantasy football message boards and give people start/sit advice. It makes me feel like a big man. I especially like finding the dumbest questions people ask (TOPIC: AM I KRAYZEE?!!! Should I start Najeh Davenport over LT2?) and berating them for even asking the question. Again, this makes me feel smart and cool. Plus, I have a better shot of being right than when I try and answer a legit fantasy question.

Frankly, I’m a little tired of people bitching about people talking about their fantasy teams (shakes fist at Iracane). Everyone plays fantasy football, and everyone likes it. So it’s quite natural to want to talk to others about why you’d like Steven Jackson to motherfucking produce or else you’ll cut off his areolas with a pair of nail scissors. I’ll hear you out on that. Your team doesn’t exist in a vacuum. It’s not like you’re reading your goddamn diary to me. All fantasy owners have plenty in common: players, love of the game, and office ass.

So feel free to regale me with stories of your fantasy team. It beats all the fucking baseball links I get.

Someecard of the Moment

TD — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 21:35:12 +0000

From someecards.com >> Link