Trey has left the building…

This party is done.  You can now follow me over at:

• treydalton.tumblr.com
• twitter.com/treydalton
• friendfeed.com/treydalton

Piggy Goes Down

Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.

Photo Credit: Amy Sancetta/AP

Dropping Fantasy Rhymes

And there you have it ladies and gentlemen — the whitest thing ever seen on YouTube.

Isiahlution

How did Isiah Thomas go from this…

…to this?:

“Bitch, I don’t give a (expletive) about these white people.”

If he keeps up at his current rate, you should be able to find the Isiah hardcore hip-hop album in stores later this year.

As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror pleasure and were suddenly silenced.

Question for Ms. Portman:

Bob from Toledo wants to know, what does it feel like to have countless internet geeks spanking it to your first nude scene in the first day it’s online?

Marcia + Jan = Brady Hotness

Nothing like some 1970’s TV show girl-on-girl action to close out the week, right?:

A source tells America’s National Enquirer, “The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play.

Story comes to us from LAist, by way of Contact Music, originally from the National Enquirer, so take all of it for what it’s worth.  Personally, I’m taking it all as total fact and committing it to my visual database, post-haste >> Link

For the Record, I Voted A

Lay all the facts out there, and let the public now and in the future pass their own judgment, if you ask me.

Marc Ecko lets the public decide the fate of the $750,000 HR#756 off the bat of Herr Bonds >> Link

Quien Es Mas Caliente: Web 2.0 Edition

Snorgtees’ Alice…

vs.

Vimeo’s Duplo

Two ladies enter, one leaves.  Cast your vote in the comments.

Quien es mas caliente?

AK47 & the Jazz: Parting Ways?

What do you think — do the Jazz do any of these trades for Andrei Kirilenko?

• AK to Golden State, for Al Harrington and Sarunas Jasikevicius
• AK to the Los Angeles Lakers, for Lamar Odom
• AK and Jarron Collins to Phoenix, for Shawn Marion
• AK to Sacramento, Mike Bibby and Francisco Garcia to the Los Angeles Clippers, Corey Maggette and Tim Thomas to Utah
• AK and Paul Millsap to Chicago for Ben Wallace
• AK and Jarron Collins to Washington for Antawn Jamison

More AK coverage over at TrueHoop >> Link

Mmmm…Foresty

Earthtones + futuristic camo = hotness >> Nike Air Max Light – Forest Funk

An Ode to the Fantasy Nation

Big Daddy Drew from KSK on Deadspin for his weekly Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo:

You know who cares about your fantasy team? I do. I care. I care a super whole lot! If I’m at a cocktail party, and I’ve got the choice between talking to some fucking lawyer about patent litigation and some guy talking about his fantasy team, not only am I taking the fantasy guy, I’m getting his number and arranging a mandate for the next week. Fuck that lawyer right in the pants.

Someecard of the Moment

From someecards.com >> Link

Sesame Street + Casino

Featuring Robert Deniro & Joe Pesci as the voices of Bert & Ernie >> Link

Google Tinfoilhattery

From Radar Online:

Google controls your e-mail, your videos, your calendar, your searches… What if it controlled your life?

Sure it’s fiction. For now. But if you ask me Google’s beginning to resemble the company of a Bond villain a liiiiittle too much for my liking.

This little yarn should help provide some insight into why I’m boycotting Google services >> Link

Finally, Some Southland Tales

Official trailer for Rich Kelly’s Southland Tales now up over at Yahoo! (which means higher-quality viewing options, but no embedding for me to share with you here) >> Link

via BWE